Tuesday, May 25, 2021

Totally Admirable Spies! Part Two

Greetings to all you Tipsters, Agents, and Spies!


In our last communique we began discussing various spies and secret agent types from various sorts of fiction.  Well, I didn't quite get through my list, so we're going to continue that now!  Again, these spies are getting listed in no particular order, just as they come to my mind.

We'll pick it up with Mission Impossible, which ran on TV from 1966 to 1973.  This was the team from the Impossible Mission Force, usually led by Peter Graves as Mr. Phelps.  Each week, he would receive his assignment via a record that would always self-destruct when finished.  His crew changed slightly from week to week, but usually included Barbara Bain, Martin Landau (and his disguises), Greg Morris, and Peter Lupus.  Of course, this has evolved into a movie series starring Tom Cruise.

I Spy starred Robert Culp and Bill Cosby as a pair of American agents who went around the world as an amateur tennis player and his trainer.  They were a charismatic pair who traded snazzy banter as they filmed on location all over the world.  They were also more grounded in reality than other spy shows, they had no James Bond-style gadgets or over-the-top villains, and often featured heavy subjects like heroin addiction.  

Of course, there is perhaps the most famous spy of them all:  James Bond.  I'm sure everybody knows James Bond, his world-hopping adventures, larger-than-life villains, and wacky gadgets.  So we'll just mention him real quick and move on.

The Avengers featured proper British spy Jake Steed (played by Patrick Macnee) and his string of exceptional but amateur partners:  Dr. David Keel, Dr. Cathy Gale (played by Honor Blackman), Mrs. Emma Peel (played by Diana Rigg), and Tara King (played by Linda Thorson).  You know, now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever actually seen any episodes of this, but I understand it was very Mod (it was the 60's, after all!) and very much influenced by James Bond.

Next up:  The Man From U.N.C.L.E. Some of this show's concepts were devised by Ian Fleming (creator of James Bond), himself!  The show is about Napoleon Solo (played by Robert Vaughn) and Ilia Kuryakin (played by David McCallum) who fight the world-domination schemes of THRUSH, a global organization SO evil that various governments were forced to cooperate to create the United Network Command for Law and Enforcement, or U.N.C.L.E., to stop them!

Nick Fury was S.H.I.E.L.D.'s best agent, and eventually the man in charge of that organization.  As a spy, he fought against the forces of HYDRA, AIM, and the supervillain of the week.  He often acted as an intermediary between various superheroes and the US Government and/or the U.N.  He was once portrayed by David Hasslehoff, but nowadays folks expect hi to be played by Samuel L. Jackson in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and the TV show, Agents of SHIELD.

There are also a bevy of spies who were intended to be direct parodies of the spy genre, and usually James Bond specifically.  James Coburn in Our Man Flint and In Like Flint, Mike Myers as Austin Powers and Don Adams in Get Smart are great examples.  


There are a fair few spies in cartoons, too.  The greatest ones have just got to be Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale, whose sole goal is to make the adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle more adventurous.  There are also the Black Spy and the White Spy from the Mad Magazine feature Spy Vs. Spy, and the Spies and Saboteurs who used to haunt the margins of Cracked Magazine.   

I understand there is (was?) a cartoon show called Totally Spies, but I've never seen it and really can't comment.  I can mention the Spy Kids, three movies of CGI-enhanced adventures of a brother and sister who have to rescue their kidnaped spy parents from a supervillain.


I'm running out of spies.  I know there are more.  The TV show Chuck was about a guy who gets accidentally recruited by a spy ring, right?  And Burn Notice was about a spy who got fired from his spy job and was trying to figure out why.

Well, that's more than enough.  I know there are more I can't think of right now, and there have got to me more I don't even know about.  Did I leave out anyone important?  Who is YOUR favorite fictional spy?  Let me know in the comments below!

Well, I guess that wraps it up for now.  So be sure to tune in next time to find our next assignment!

Until then, I wish you all...

Good Adventuring!
Timothy A. Sayell

Saturday, May 22, 2021

Arena of the Blood Moon Part Two

 


ARENA OF THE BLOOD MOON


First published online in Abandoned Towers Ezine October 9-September 14, 2009

Part Two

The cargo transport rolled through the wide service corridors without hesitation, although to Brackett they all looked the same.  After a time, the vehicle slowed to a stop by a wide, opaque window.  One of the guards hopped off the car and rapped on the glass.  It slid open almost immediately.  The guard exchanged incomprehensible words with another Nilbog inside the window, who quickly handed over a pair of collars.

The guard handed them up to his cronies, who snapped them around the necks of their prisoners, then slid a compartment on each collar open to reveal a semi-sphere attached by a thin cable.  The guard placed the semi-sphere onto the prisoner's ear.

The Nilbog guard looked them over appraisingly.  "You understand my words now?"

Brackett shared a look of surprise with Ginsberg.  "Yes!"

"Many tongues get spoken here," the guard told them, "makes the translation devices necessary."

Brackett narrowed his eyes and nodded slowly.  "Yeah, now I can tell you that I'm Captain Bradley Brackett of the Galactic Patrol Force.  As a peace officer of the Allied Worlds, I demand to know what's going on here!"

The Nilbog guards chuckled with cruelty.  "We take you to the Wor-osh," the guard replied.  "He will give you what answers he thinks you need.  He has no fear of you, or you’re Allied Worlds, nor even the Skro!  He rules this moon still, despite the cowardice of others who abandoned this sector to you and your Allied Worlds!" He struck Brackett with his rifle, turned to the driver and barked, "Drive on!"

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The cargo transport rolled along seemingly endless, disorientingly similar, corridors.  At long last, it slowed to a stop at a doorway.  One guard jumped down from the vehicle and pressed a button on a small keypad in the wall beside the door.  Before long, the door opened to reveal a husky young Nilbog with sharp features.  "What is it?" he demanded.

"We have come to see the Wor-osh," the guardsman declared.  "We have two more warriors for his games, but they managed to kill one of my men, and one of them was wounded."

The Nilbog in the doorway narrowed his eyes and stepped out, closing the door behind him with a touch of the keypad.  "My P'Trohg is not to be disturbed at present," he said in a gravelly voice, "I will deal with this in his stead.  Show me."  The guard waved towards the cargo transport and the official sneered.  "Oh.  You-mans!"

"Not just humans," Brackett spat back, "Galactic Patrol officers!  I don't know who you are, but you're in it deep, mister!"

The official grinned a predatory grin.  "I will tell you who I am, you-man," he gloated, "and what our plans are for you both…"

The Nilbog sub-chief clenched his fists and stared at the prisoners.  “I am Jol’bur, sired by Gom’jol.  His bravery and cunning has made him the Wor-osh of this moon, and he continues to rule here despite the insurrection of the Allied Worlds!” he declared with a contemptuous sneer.  “When your feeble forces are eventually driven away by Nilboggi fighters, it is my sire who shall rule this sector, for he bravely remained when others did flee!  Then all will know his greatness!”

As one, the five Nilbog guards and the driver of the small cargo transport each pounded one fist to their chests and bowed their head in solemn salute. 

Brackett frowned at the surrounding aliens with uncertainty.  “So what are you going to do with us?” he asked, as he nodded down at Ginsberg, who still clutched at his wounded shoulder.

Jol’bur’s sneer transformed into a predatory grin.  “You will amuse the Wor-osh while he awaits his greatness.”  Then he turned to the guards and barked, “Take them to whichever pit has room for them.  There they may wait to face the challenges.”

“My Lord,” one guard replied as he gestured toward Ginsberg with his rifle, “what of this one?  He took a Nilbog life in battle and was shot during the capture.”

Jol’bur stepped toward the vehicle and looked down on the man with a critical eye.  “Take him to dome three.”  The guard, tight-lipped, stared coldly in response until Jol’bur exclaimed, “You have your orders!  Be off!”

With a reluctant acknowledgement, the guard climbed aboard the cargo transport and it continued down the corridor.  Brackett guessed they were sticking to the service corridors since what few people they passed appeared to be technicians of some sort.  Brackett noticed that he and Ginsberg were only a minor interest to the Nilboggi they passed, which gave him an uneasy feeling. 

Before long, the transport came to another stop by a wide door.  Three of the guards climbed down and pulled Brackett from the vehicle.  One Nilbog pressed a button and the door slid open to reveal an empty shaft.  Brackett jumped away from the pit, but was quickly seized by a pair of guards. He stomped on one guard’s foot, then slammed his elbow into the other’s stomach.  They both released him, and he turned and sprinted down the corridor.

Ginsberg shouted, “Brad, watch out!” 

But it was too late. The stun beam hit him square in the back.  His entire body went numb and he crumpled to the floor in a heap.  The guards seized him once again, dragged him back to the opening.

With his rifle, one guard picked up Brackett’s chin so he could look into the human’s face.  “I think you will make for good amusement,” he chuckled without humor. The two guards dragged Brackett to the lip of the empty shaft and unceremoniously dropped him in. 

Brackett fell, slammed against one wall, then another before landing on something surprisingly soft.  Desperately, he tried to move enough to look at his new surroundings from the place where he’d landed.

Above him, a female voice said, “Greetings, Captain.  Welcome to the pits.”

Brackett, still suffering from the affects of the stun-ray, could not look up to see the woman who had addressed him. He did feel her hand, though, as she grabbed him by the arm and rolled him over.

She was human, with short dark hair in a regulation cut and a stern expression on her thin face. He’d never seen her before, but easily recognized her Galactic Patrol uniform and sergeant’s insignia. She was also wearing a translation collar.

She pulled him to a sitting position by the wall. “Please forgive my not saluting right away,” she said as she curtly raised her hand to her temple. “I’m Sergeant Velma Sorenson, assigned to the Lancelot under Captain Beex.”

Brackett’s eyes flashed and he tried to ask a thousand questions. Only a dull moan escaped his lips.

“Don’t try to talk,” Sorenson told him as she hastily examined him for injuries. “They must have got you with a stun ray. You could be paralyzed for up to an hour, depending on how high they had it set.”

Brackett let loose a groan of exasperation.

Sorenson chuckled without humor. “Don’t worry. Aside from that, you seem to be all right.” She sat beside him and looked him over. “Actually, I’m rather pleased to see you. Captain Beex and I had been sent to Daruuk to taxi Professor Tholgrum back to DSO-25. On our return, we picked up a broken distress signal. Turned out to be a Nilbog trap.” Sorenson glanced up at Brackett, then quickly looked away as though embarrassed. “I suppose you know what I’m talking about; the other prisoners I’ve spoken with have similar stories.”

Brackett managed to wobble his head a little, and forced out a meager, “Uh-huh.”

With a deep breath, she collected herself and turned her attention back to him. “The Nilbog leader is supposed to be an accomplished veteran named Gom-jol. I’ve never heard of him before, but his subjects and underlings all kowtow to him as though he were something great. At his order, the Nilboggi kidnap passersby and dump us here, where they make us fight in an arena for their own perverse amusement. They claim that any prisoner who survives enough ‘challenges’ will be set free, but I haven’t seen anyone get out without being carried out.” A bitter sneer, which she directed at the floor, marred her features.

Though he couldn’t turn his head yet, Brackett’s eyes swiveled in their sockets as he took stock of the poorly-lit cell. It was set up dormitory style with twenty-six berths set in the walls, each large enough to accommodate someone of human-size. Scattered throughout the cell were a dozen other ragged, grungy prisoners of various foreign races, most of whom were unfamiliar to Brackett. He spotted Professor Tholgrum sitting in one corner, his long pod-like head hanging low, but there were no other humans, and worse still, no other Galactic Patrol uniforms.

With a herculean effort, Brackett turned to face Sergeant Sorenson. With titanic stubbornness and determination, he forced out the words, “Wuh…wuh… where…Buh…Beex?”

Sorenson cast her eyes downward and gave a heavy sigh before responding. “Sir, I’m sorry to report that Captain Beex fell in the arena two days ago while protecting the Professor. He never even had a chance to try his plan.”

Brackett raised one eyebrow. “Wuh…what…p-plan?”

The numbness slowly waned from Brackett’s body.  He stretched his muscles experimentally, driving away the affects of the stun ray as the Sergeant answered his question.

“Yes, Captain Beex had a plan, but it will be of little use to us,” Sorenson told him.  “You see, Beex was an amphibious Salentian, a race that evolved from some froglike creature.  He had the natural ability to climb up sheer surfaces, and his plan involved scaling the walls of the arena and forcing his way into the air ducts, then finding his way to a control room to release all of the prisoners so as to revolt against the Nilbogs.”  She slumped against the wall beside him.  “It wasn’t much of a plan, and inspired only a small hope.  But it is entirely useless to us, now that he’s dead.”

Brackett looked over at the opening in the ceiling.  “What about the pit that the Nilbogs threw us down?”

Sorenson glanced up.  “He tried that first,” she admitted, “but couldn’t get the doors to open.”

Brackett nodded with understanding and looked around the cell once more.  He spied a pair of thick metal doors at the far end.  “Where do those doors go?”

“Out to the arena,” Sorenson answered glumly. 

Brackett pondered for a fast moment.  “How about when they feed us, maybe we can break out then?”

The Sergeant shook her head.  “They lower trays of food down the pit on a platform.  Any extra weight causes it to fold, dropping everything back down here.” 

With a grunt, Brackett forced himself to his feet.  He stood there a moment, clutching a nearby bunk for support, until the numbness completely abandoned him.  With the convenient excuse of stretching his legs, Brackett circled the cell.  His sharp eyes scrutinized the thick walls that closed him in.  More than once, he tested the strength of a metal panel, pushing and pulling with all the might he muster, but to no avail.

“It’s really no use, you know, my boy,” the shrill voice said to him.  

To Be Continued...



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Tuesday, May 11, 2021

Totally Admirable Spies! Part One

 Howdy you Truly Adventurous Souls!

Well, life goes on and I hope it's treating you well, and that you're ready for more adventure!  I know I am!  And we're in luck because, as I've said before, adventure comes in all shapes and sizes!  Today I'd like to ramble on about spies...so I will!

Now, I'm not here to talk about real life spies.  I'm sure they have very exciting and adventurous moments, but my understanding of real life spies is that most of it is actually very tedious and boring.  So we're going to talk about spies in fiction who, generally and theoretically speaking, have more excitement in their lives.

Spies and secret agents have inhabited fiction...probably for as long as there have been fiction stories!  Well, I'm just going to Talk About Some, and in no particular order.  

I've got to start someplace, so I'll start with old pulp magazines.  There were all sorts of spies in those old pulps!  There were several spies in the old pulps.  Operator #5 is the most obvious example.  He was an American agent with a sword hidden in his belt who fought against oppressive foreign powers.  His magazine featured a 13 issue story arc called "The Purple Invasion", an interconnected epic written by Emile C. Tepperman, which is considered by aficionados to be the "War and Peace" of pulp stories!

G-8 was a heroic aviator and spy during World War One and had 110 issues of his own magazine, "G-8 and his Battle Aces".  He constantly fought against Herr Doktor Krueger and the Steel Mask and their many schemes which involved weird scientific devices or supernatural elements.  You want WWI biplanes Vs Giant Bats or a whole squadron of Zombie Pilots?  G-8 fought them!

Secret Agent X (from the magazine of the same name) started off as an agent who worked for a group of anonymous millionaires who funded his missions, but eventually he became a government agent.  He was ALWAYS in disguise, and even his own allies never saw his true face!  He usually dealt in crime right here in America, but always tinged with sci-fi elements like super weapons or mad scientists.  Not only was he the man with 1,000 faces, but he was armed with a gas gun that put his foes to sleep! 

Kerrigan, Murdock, and Klaw were better known as The Suicide Squad who featured in "Ace G-Man Stories".  This trio of FBI agents were the best of the best of the best!  Whenever the FBI had a job that could NOT be done they called up these guys.  This team took on every suicide mission the FBI could find, and always came back for more!

Secret Agent X-9 (not to be confused with Secret Agent X above) was a newspaper comic strip originally written by Dashiell Hammett (author of "The Maltese Falcon" and creator of Sam Spade) and drawn by Alex Raymond (creator of Flash Gordon)!  Is that heck of a pedigree, or what?  Of course, these duties were eventually taken up by other writers and artists.  But Secret Agent X-9 was pretty popular, even got to star in two different serials!

Spy Smasher was a comic book hero, a "wealthy Virginia sportsman" who was also a skilled detective armed with a wide array of gadgets and specialty vehicles.  Sort of like Batman, but before Batman.  I think technically Spy Smasher was a super-detective (again, like Batman) but he often fought against an enemy spy ring led by a figure known as The Mask, and got a LOT of government intel from his fiance's father, who was a high ranking Navy Admiral.  Spy Smasher also got his own serial.

Dick Barton--Special Agent started off as a radio show presented in 15 minute episodes, but was also a trio of films by Hammer studios, and a television show, and even a stage play!  Dick Barton and his trusty sidekicks fought against Nazis who wanted to poison Britain's water supply, and spy rings that tried to take over England with an army of psychopathic criminals.  He rescued kidnapped scientists and dismantled death rays all for Queen and country!

Secret Service agent Jim West and Artemis Gordon patrolled "The Wild Wild West" and battled a wide array of mad scientists and supernatural threats on behalf of President Ulysses S. Grant and the United States of America.  Artemis Gordon was the master of disguise, who used at least one per episode; and Jim West had these Swiss Army Boots that seemed to have whatever gadget he needed conveniently hidden in the heel. 

You know what?  I've thought of more spies than I expected to, and my deadline is fast approaching!  I think I'll stop here for now and continue in my next post!   

Until then, I wish you all...

Good Adventuring!
Timothy A. Sayell

Saturday, May 8, 2021

Arena of the Blood Moon Part One

 



ARENA OF THE BLOOD MOON


First published online in Abandoned Towers Ezine October 9-September 14, 2009

Part One

The Triddian Sector extended as far as a scanner could see, and farther.  Stretching out to infinity, it was an unending roll of blackest velvet, diamond-bright stars, and a wide array of pastel-colored planetoids of varying mass.  Recently liberated from the Nilbog Empire thanks to the blood and sweat of Space Marines and about two hundred warships from the Galactic Navy, it now looked like any other Sector that belonged to the Allied Worlds.

Two silver, needle-shaped ships shot through the cosmos, shining brilliantly in the light of countless stars.  They bypassed planets and moons in wide arcs, speeding past them with purpose and determination.

Brackett punched a button. A screen on the console lit up with a display of what few details the mission was based on:

Professor Tholgrum boarded the GPF Patrol Cruiser, Lancelot, in the care of two officers and departed Daruuk.  The Lancelot charted the most direct route to Deep Space Outpost Twenty-Five, where the professor was scheduled to continue on to other worlds at the Core of Allied Space, where he would share his insights and experiences of the Triddian Sector and Nilbog rule.

The Lancelot is now two days late, and fails to respond to communications.

Your orders are to track down the Lancelot, and learn the fates of the missing GPF officers and Professor Tholgrum.  Return them to DSO-25 if able, otherwise report back.

Cmdr. Kraxull

With a grunt, Brackett switched off the screen.  He and Ginsberg left from DSO-25 and were now three days into the newly-conquered Triddian Sector.  His ship's sensors were constantly scanning for signature particles, but it had yet to find proof that a GPF ship had passed here recently.  He sighed and hit the comm though he was sure he knew the answer he’d get. "Ginsberg?  You picking up anything?  Over."

"Not a thing, Brad." Ginsberg's voice sounded tinny through the headset.  "Can't see that anyone's flown through here since the big fight a month ago.  Over."

Brackett was bored.  "We're… what?  Two more days to Daruuk, right?  Over."

"Two-point-six-five," Ginsberg replied, "But who's counting?  Ove…wait.  Brad, I'm picking up something on the edge of my scanning range.  Check your two o'clock.  What is that?  Over."

Brackett flipped a switch.  "I'm not sure.  Whatever it is, it's fabricated. Synthetic.  Maybe it's part of the Lancelot.  We'd better investigate.  Over."

"Right behind you. Over."

Both ships banked to starboard, speeding towards a bright blue planet circled by a small red moon.  The starcharts identified it as Oublaat, a world dominated by oceans of water that were poisonous to eighty-eight percent of the known civilized races. 

According to their instruments, something small and metal was orbiting the moon.  They approached at a steady gait and soon its features were visible even with the naked eye.  It was little more than a box, with four spindly legs, two solar panels sprouting from opposite sides like wings, and a long antenna on top.  It was a dark and grungy thing that oscillated its way along its slow, fixed orbit with a winking red light that seemed to watch the two approaching ships like a baleful eye.

"Some kind of satellite…" Ginsberg remarked.  The voice on the comm. paused, then hastily added, "Over."

The satellite stabilized, stopped its own rotation.  A panel opened, and a conical object extended from the body on a pole.  Lights flashed from somewhere inside the machine.

"What's it do…" was all that came over the comm.

Brackett turned; saw through the steelglass canopy that Ginsberg's ship was still there.  "Ginsberg?  Ginsberg, do you copy?  Over." 

There was no response.

Brackett's hands scrambled over the console, working the controls in a complicated sequence.  The readings on one computer screen confirmed his suspicions:  the satellite was jamming his radio.  With a frown, he grunted.  "So, what's it all about? Some Nilbog device, abandoned when they left?" 

He didn't have any time to ponder an answer.  No sooner had he finished asking his question aloud, than both of their ships shuddered, caught in energy beams that originated from Oublaat's small red moon.

Brackett struggled with the controls, but his ship refused to respond.  Disgusted, he powered down the engines, and waited for an opportune moment. As his ship was pulled gently forward, his first thought was that he'd been caught in the small red moon's gravitational pull, but he soon realized the truth:  He was caught up in a tractor beam.

He looked out through the steelglass canopy and saw that Ginsberg was also being pulled down toward the moon.  Brackett checked his communicator, but found it was still being jammed.  With a sigh of resignation, he removed his ZAP gun from the holster and readied himself for a fight when he landed.

A sudden thought occurred to him, and he scanned the approaching moon.  Thirty hour rotation.  Forty day revolution.  No native water supply.  No breathable atmosphere.

That was all he had to know.  He opened a compartment and grabbed his helmet.  He pulled it over his head, locked it in place, and hoped Ginsberg was doing the same. 

Soon, the moon of Oublaat was close enough that Brackett could easily distinguish the various craters, crags, and ravines that made up its surface.  He saw the tractor cannons that ensnared him and his partner standing stoically on one side of a cluster of landing pads and squat control towers.  Not too far away, he could see opaque domes around some lunar outpost.

With renewed hope and inspiration he seized the controls and set his sites on the tractor cannons.  He smirked, then squeezed the trigger.  Nothing happened.  With a brief but sudden panic, he consulted his computers.

The weapons were locked down. 

Brackett pounded the console in frustration. 

The silver patrol ships softly touched down on a landing pad.  Brackett clearly saw six armed figures approach, their laser rifles trained at the two cockpits.  A movement out of the corner of his eye caused Brackett to turn.  Two humanoids in ground crew suits were opening a panel in Ginsberg's ship.  He spun around and saw two more doing the same to his own.

Too late, he tried to reignite his engines.  They wouldn't even attempt to run.  And before he could try a second time, the entire control console lost power.  A single comm screen clung to life, a bright light on the portside wall.  The words swiftly scrolled onto it:

Throw down your weapons.  Surrender yourself peacefully and you will not be harmed at this time.

By then, he could see the three armed aliens who took up a triangulated position around the ship's stem, waiting for him to quit his dead fighter.  They were all clad in armored spacesuits, their faces hidden by emotionless air-masks.  He couldn't even tell what species they were, only that they all had squat, humanoid shapes.

With forced calm, he pushed up the canopy, then brought up the ZAP gun and fired.  All three of the aliens fired back, and he sunk as deeply into the cockpit as he could.  Their laser bolts exploded against the inside of the canopy.  He popped up again, pointed his pistol at the alien on his starboard side, but before he could fire, the steelglass dome slammed down onto his arm, and he dropped the ZAP gun. 

One of the aliens gestured with his rifle.  Brackett nodded, pushed the canopy open again, then climbed down the ladder a few feet before jumping.  He landed on the metal flooring with a thud, stood, raising his hands.

The nearest of the guards approached, nudged him with the laser rifle.  A laser bolt screamed down from Ginsberg's cockpit like an Altrusian leechbird.  The air-masks of his captors all snapped warily toward the other ship.  The landing pad erupted with shouts and laser fire.

Laser bolts crisscrossed above the landing pad with lethal speed and fearsome—but unheard—shrieks.  Brackett dove for his ZAP gun and rolled for the dubious cover offered by the nearest landing strut.

He raised the pistol, pointing it at his attackers. It spat energy bolts that streaked through the emptiness and bounced harmlessly off of the guardsman's armor.  He didn't have time to swear before he had to duck their return fire. 

His eyes darted around the landing area, searching desperately for inspiration.  A squat control tower stood beside the landing pad, pipes and cables running up its side.  Brackett couldn't read the identifying alien symbols on them, but he blasted at them anyway.

A restraining strap blew free, dropping the pipelines and cables onto the landing pad between Brackett and the alien guards.  A pipe belched out breathable air which kicked up clouds of dust as cables spat electrical sparks.

Members of the ground crew rushed for the tower and began fiddling with control valves and access panels.  Surprised but undaunted, the guards fired their weapons wildly through the thickening clouds of air and dust.  Brackett returned fire, just as wildly, aiming for the center of the cloud.

While the moon bore no atmosphere, the space surrounding it was alive with laser bolts that rocketed soundlessly through the battle.  Stray shots erupted from the clouds, ramming the silver rocketships or missing altogether, but one lucky stray shot burned into Ginsberg's shoulder.  He dropped his ZAP gun to clutch the wound, and fell from the cockpit of his ship. 

Brackett called out to him out of habit, forgetting that he could not be heard.  He fired twice more at the concealing cloud before kneeling beside his fallen comrade.  Ginsberg waved his free hand in a calming gesture and nodded.  More laser bolts raced by and Brackett turned back to his meager hiding place.

There he found a member of the ground crew. The creature swung a heavy wrench at him and sent the ZAP gun flying from his hand, then reached up to Brackett's own ship and pulled a lever.  The access door fell open and slammed into Brackett, knocking him to the ground. 

The guards advanced through the dying cloud with their rifles trained on the two felled pilots.  Behind them, the ground crew technicians managed to switch off all the severed cables.

One guard looked over the prisoners, then looked up at the ground crew tech.  In response, the tech just shrugged, then turned and went back to his business.  The guard shook his head in what seemed to be exasperation, then turned towards the domed outpost and signaled a small cargo transport with a wave of his arm.  One of the guards checked on their felled comrade, looked up at the others and shook his head solemnly.  One guard motioned toward the ground crew and gestured at their fallen man.

The small vehicle rolled over on oversized tires and waited as the guards put restraining cuffs on the prisoners and loaded them onto the cargo platform.  The guards climbed aboard also.  One guard tapped the driver and pointed towards the domes.  With a nod of his helmet, the driver seized the controls, and the small conveyance rolled steadily and ominously forward until it was swallowed up by an airlock that led into the domed outpost.

Once safely inside the airlocks, the guards removed Brackett's and Ginsberg's helmets and their own breathing masks.  Brackett set his jaw and glared with unbridled hatred at the broad, warty green faces.

"Nilboggi!" he rasped.

Beside him, Ginsberg grunted with dark humor as he clutched his wounded shoulder.  "It looks like the marines missed a spot when they were driving them out."

"We'll have to figure out what this place is and report back to the Commander," Brackett said as he sat up and looked around with a critical eye.  A nearby guard babbled Nilboggi gibberish in a commanding tone and nudged him with the rifle.

To Be Continued...



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