Tuesday, July 28, 2020

The Phantom Sleuth

Howdy-do to you Tough-Guys, Agents, and Shamuses! 
...or is that Shamii?  ...I guess it's a shame-I don't know!  HA!

Yeah, I know, it was bad.  You know the worst part is?  I'm not even ashamed of it!  Isn't that terrible?

Anyway, welcome back!  Since the premier Saturday Serial, "The Crystal Cage" has ended, I want to talk about the next story, and what inspired it.

As you must know by now, I am a fan of the old pulp heroes.  The Shadow, the Spider, the Phantom Detective, the Black Bat, the Green Lama...there are so many, and they all have some distinct similarities.  Chiefly, they are all masked mystery men fighting against crime!  Some, like the Shadow and the Green Lama, have seemingly supernatural powers, while most of the others only have pistols and fanatical devotion to their cause.

Many such heroes had their own magazine, some had radio dramas, and some of the most popular ones had movies or movie serials.  The Masked Man of Mystery was a rock-solid trope of the hero pulps, so naturally I HAD to have one of my own!


My hero is the Phantom Sleuth!  This mysterious identity is actually shared by a pair of identical twin brothers:  Byron and Brian Twain.  Their parents were marked for death by the mob, and Byron was caught up in the mob hit while Brian escaped it altogether.  Now, Byron is believed to be dead, and both brothers have vowed to avenge their parents' death by waging a war against crime.

Brian Twain, the sole survivor of the family tragedy, is now a wealthy young socialite and sole heir to the family business empire.  Secretly, the Twain brothers created the identity of the Phantom Sleuth, and began to fight the underworld.  The two brothers take on the identity of the Phantom Sleuth in shifts, likewise the public identity of Brian Twain.

Byron is in love with Jane Wayland, who only knows him as Brian, the living twin.  As a star reporter of a local newspaper and the daughter of the Police Commissioner, she inadvertently supplies the Phantom Sleuth with various tidbits of useful information.  Meanwhile, her father deems the Sleuth to be a danger to the public at large, and strives to bring him in, like a common criminal.

The Phantom Sleuth is a crack shot, a master of disguise, and a skilled escape artist who fights the outlandish villains who threatened the peace and safety of the denizens of this beloved city.  Magicians, Mesmerists, Masterminds and more plague the criminal cases in his files!

You can get the first-ever Phantom Sleuth story, "The Case of the Villainous Vanishing Act", and a slew of other stories--for FREE--in "The Adventure Sampler" when you join the Adventure Society.  You can also read the first installment of newest adventure this Saturday!

Until then, I wish you all...

Good Adventuring!
Timothy A. Sayell

Saturday, July 18, 2020

The Crystal Cage Part Four




THE CRYSTAL CAGE
An Aurivyn Tale


First published in Abandoned Towers Magazine Issue 3, 2009

Part Four




“Yes,” said I, rubbing my chin thoughtfully. “Perhaps the magician is an Elementalist. Perhaps he specializes in Water-Magic, and thus encased her in this ice.”
“An Ice-Mage, eh?” the barbarian said as he drew his sword. He looked at the girl in her scant outfit. “We’d best save her before she dies of cold, then!”
Before I could reason with him, Rolglor drew back his sword and swung. He swung so strong that had his blade managed to shatter the magical cage, it would also have cut into the girl’s waist. Actually, we all are lucky that the sword didn’t break the spell.
I rushed to join him and he was still vibrating from the impact when I reached the cage. I examined the spot where Rolglor’s sword struck and saw nary a mark. With a frown, I cautiously prodded the spot with one finger, and made a startling discovery:
“It’s not cold! It’s not ice!”
“Oh,” said the barbarian, scratching his head. “Not an Ice-Mage, then?”
I examined the cage, sliding my hands over the faceted surface as the girl within watched us anxiously. “I think this is some sort of crystal,” I sagely said.
The barbarian frowned. “What then? A Crystal-Wizard?”
You know, I glared at him in much the same way you are glaring at me now, Hazerium. I was dumb-founded by it, but I’m sure he didn’t even realize what he’d said.  After all, how could an ignorant barbarian know of the great crystal statue in Sadurnius Square?
“How are we supposed to get her out of the wizard’s crystal cage?” he wondered aloud.
“I don’t know.” I looked up at her, pounding against the walls and screaming soundlessly for help. She was beautiful in that cocoon, and I felt a great swell of pity for her. “Poor girl. To be able to see people who can help her and not be able to touch them, to speak to them. No wonder she screams out at us, desperate and frustrated.”
“I know why the caged girl screams!” Rolglor barked indignantly. Then his face softened. “I just don’t know how.”
“What?”
“How can she breathe in there?” he commented, gesturing toward the crystal.  “There can be no air-holes, or we’d hear her.”
Suddenly I was impressed with him. “Very astute of you!”
“I did not!” he barked in reply, fixing me with an accusatory glare. “Don’t blame me for your wind!”
With a quiet groan, I rolled my eyes and saw the princess in her cage screaming franticly and pointing past us. I turned and screamed out in alarm, but it was too late.  The goblins were upon us.
The goblins screamed out in anger when they saw us with the princess. They raised their wickedly curved scimitars and charged. Rolglor pushed me aside and swung his long sword with fervor. He fought well against the small horde, though hopelessly outnumbered. Goblins fell, some dead, most merely wounded, but finally they wrested his mighty blade away from him.
Undaunted, the barbarian fought on. His meaty fists lashed out, and cracked goblin jaws. But that was not how he won that battle, if ‘won’ is the correct word. No, he won by missing.
He swung, you see, and the goblin dodged. So instead, Rolglor’s hard fist, the one wearing that ring, slammed against the crystal. And the crystal cracked.
The battle ceased instantly, all eyes turned to the caged princess with wide wonder. The cracks raced up and around that crystal cocoon. The barbarian and the goblins alike forgot their skirmish and backed away. None too soon, either, for the crystal shattered, littering the room. I pulled my arm from my face, Hazerium, and saw the princess.
She had somehow landed on her feet, and collapsed into an almost-fetal ball, her long scraggly hair hiding her face like a curtain. She pressed her rough red hands against the flagstones and pushed herself to a squat standing position.
I’m a big man, Hazerium, I’ll admit it: I was shocked speechless to see that the princess…was a goblin! Her costume was the same, though her body was a cruel parody of the image in the crystal. She was short and pudgy, with unkempt wiry hair and red, rubbery skin.
The goblin princess, Hargrah by name, had been kidnapped by a wizard, to ensure the servitude of her tribe down in the desert. They were his slaves for fear of her wellbeing, as she was guarded by Zowtholt mercenaries. She was encased in a magical crystal, as I’ve said, and it was the crystal that made her appear human to us. But, to complicate things, she too saw goblins as humans and humans as goblins! So Hargrah was quite puzzled when she found Rolglor wearing the ring that freed her!
What a ticklish situation that was! You see, the goblins had been sent by the goblin king, to rescue the princess, of course. We quickly learned that the one to free her from the wizard’s spell was to marry her! So, the story does have a happy ending…from the right point of view. I mean, our simple hunter did go back to Yzaruam to marry the princess (and free the tribe from the wizard’s tyranny)… And I did tell the soldiers that Rolglor drove those goblins out of Holgonn single-handed. He had become a sort of local folk-hero in Vesterholt by the time I returned to Trycadia.
I suppose it also has a moral: to get all the facts before embarking on such quests!  By the Seven Sacred Spells! When did the sun sink so low in the afternoon sky?  I’m sorry, Hazerium, but I’m expected elsewhere! We should get together for lunch, sometime, perhaps in the Square, beneath the statue, eh? But for now, farewell my friend!
The End
Tune in next time for a NEW adventure!


Tuesday, July 14, 2020

Interlude...

Greetings all you Trackers And Scouts!

I'm going to be perfectly honest with you, I don't really know what to talk about today.  I was going to talk about those old Saturday Matinee Cliffhanger Serials, but I'm not really in the mood, so I think I'll save that for another time.

I have been working on the Aurivyn stories about Darg and Maxalla...but not as much as I ought to be.

I think I'm going to blame this on the Coronavirus.  I am one of the many people who ended up losing their day job due to lockdowns, and with the limited re-openings, and now new shutdowns slowly being instituted...I'm a little worried about finances.  This is a terrible distraction for me at a time when I should be getting all sorts of writing work done.

A more pleasant distraction was the recent visit of my niece and nephew.  They wanted to play some Dungeons and Dragons, and so I rattled off a quick adventure mostly on the fly.  I have designed another adventure that we have not played yet, but I think it came out really well.  I am contemplating writing it up with the OGL Labyrinth Lord rules and offering it for sale on DriveThru RPG.

Well, I've got plenty of things I ought to be working on, so I'd better sign off.  Hopefully, I'll have more news to share next time!


Until then, I wish you all...

Good Adventuring!
Timothy A. Sayell

Thursday, July 9, 2020

Who's Who In New Pulp?

Howdy you Truly Adventurous Souls!

I got a question for you:  Do you like pulp?

Hopefully, you can already just answer "yes" or "no" (but preferably "yes").  But I suppose there are some who may well ask:  "What IS pulp?" They may even add in something about the stuff in the orange juice.

But here, when I say "Pulp", I am actually referring to a type of high-action stories, like the ones that were featured in cheap entertainment magazines back in the 30's, 40's, and 50's.  (Actually, pulps can be traced directly back to the Penny Dreadfuls of the late 1800's, but the decades I've mentioned seem to be their heyday.)

These stories featured daring explorers remote parts of the world, soldiers and legionnaires in exotic locales, and cops and detectives snooping in the sinister shadows of sprawling cities.  Good ol' fashioned space opera, and rugged sword-n-sorcery all started out in the pulps.

Pulp magazines more-or-less died out for a while, replaced by cheap paperbacks in the 60's and 70's  But then "Pulp" somehow evolved into a genre unto itself.  The lurid, tawdry covers, the two-fisted adventure, the rugged characters...these all mean "Pulp".  Of course, the premise of "Pulp" also carried some baggage with it.  It was generally assumed to be poorly written, with little or no characterization or character growth, among other things.  To be fair, some of these points are true, while some are less so.  That's a discussion for another time.

The point here is that Pulp has made a resurgence.  Old heroes like The Shadow, The Spider, Doc Savage, Dusty Ayres, and others have returned, written by new writers in the styles and traditions of the classic pulp magazines.  The renewed interest in these classic characters has spawned the creation of new pulp-style heroes, having their own outlandish adventures.  This movement is called the "New Pulp".

New Pulp has been going on for several years now, spearheaded by companies like Airship 27 and Moonstone Books, who have revived the classic characters along with creating some new ones.  Along with a slew of independent creators, there are several writers, artists, and publishers committed to supplying good ol' fashioned adventure for your entertainment.
And that brings us to the new book from Airship 27 Productions!  Compiled by new pulp veteran, Ron Fortier, it's a directory of all those writers, artists, and publishers and it's called...



So if you want more pulpy goodness, check out the creators listed in this book, with snippets about their previous work, current projects and complete with web addresses to their websites!  I ordered mine all ready and I can't wait for it to arrive!

Until then, I wish you all...

Good Adventuring!
Timothy A. Sayell

Saturday, July 4, 2020

The Crystal Cage Part Three




THE CRYSTAL CAGE
An Aurivyn Tale

First published in Abandoned Towers Magazine Issue 3, 2009

Part Three




“Not a Trycadian wizard,” I sniffed haughtily. “A Gyltari, perhaps a Kordanian.  Evil and wizardry are common in both kingdoms. Why?”
Rolglor sighed. “To hunt a wolf, you must know it. The mountain wolves act differently from the ones in the woods.” I nodded in understanding as he cautiously stepped into a hallway.
I will spare you the step-by-step search of the keep. Suffice it to say my new barbarian hero was a finely trained hunting dog. He tracked the goblins through the stony keep, and I’ve no idea how he could have done it, lest he smelled them.
Skeptically, I followed him. Down halls, through rooms, and to a stairwell. That basement level was dark, and we returned to a room with a blazing hearth, where we seized a burning piece of firewood to use as a torch. Then we continued down.
We were walking through a hall down there, when we turned a corner and saw a light through an open door ahead of us. Rolglor turned to me, raised one finger to his lips indicating quiet, and tip-toed to the door.
Being the smart one, I remained at the corner, with the torch. From my vantage point, I saw him creep stealthily to that doorway and peer inside. Then he began to tremble with rage, and charged in with his sword high. That was when the screams began.
Obviously, a heroic deed such as this is meaningless without a witness to verify it.  This is why I trod softly down that dark hall and looked into the room.
It was not a very large room. Boxes and debris were crowded by the walls, a statue stood in the center of the room on a squat pedestal.
There were goblins there, but not the goblins I was expecting! I expected the stout green goblins known to wander the Engatharian steppes. Instead, these were thin, red-skinned devils from the cursed Yzaruam deserts. Their scimitars flashed dangerously in the lights of those long brass teapots the Yzari call lamps.
There were three of them, and one was bleeding on the floor by the time I arrived.  “Yoo-man, you die now!”
But he didn’t, of course! No, he parried and dodged, thrusted and feinted, and all those other things that swordsmen do. In frustration, one goblin threw his lamp into the fray. The oil splashed onto the barbarian’s tunic and caught fire. He didn’t seem to notice, but the goblins’ eyes went wide in terror.
“You spilled Holgonn blood!” he cried amid hacks and slashes, felling another goblin so only one remained.
“You no keep me from cellar! We find statue’s secret!” the red goblin snarled at him, “The princess is mine!”
The barbarian let out a mighty roar, and ran his sword through the goblin’s chest.  The Yzari devil choked on a cry, fell to his knees, then off the sword and to the floor.  Rolglor stood over him, glaring down at the body for a moment. Then the flames licked at his face and he rushed to remove the baldric and the thick flaming tunic.
“Did you hear the goblin’s words, story-man?” he cried as he slipped the baldric over his head again. “There IS a princess here!”
“Yes, I also heard something about the statue having a secret.”
He frowned at the small stone figure critically. He stroked his cheeks like some smart men do when lost in thought. It was a crude little statue, of a warrior with fists on hips, standing perhaps four feet tall. At last he said, “Well, I see no words carved on the statue or the stand.”
I nodded and realized it was time for a little nudge. “Didn’t that goblin say something about a cellar? Here I thought we were in the cellar!”
The barbarian nodded blandly for a moment. Then his head jerked back in my direction, with eyes and grin wide as they could go. “Aha! Perhaps it’s like a pit trap!”
On the inside I was smiling, on the outside I frowned. “What?”
“A pit trap!” he enthused. “You dig a pit, cover it with branches, then an animal comes along and falls in!”
With just the right dubious tone I asked, “You think this statue is covering some way down to a deeper floor?”
“Yes I do!” he cried as he looked over the statue again, this time with an eye towards moving it. He grabbed the statue’s shoulders and heaved, muscles straining, and grunting with effort.
One side of the pedestal rose shakily from the floor. The barbarian grunted some more, pushed some more, and tipped the statue so it was dangerously balanced on one edge of its stand.
I rushed over and looked. “You were right! There is a shaft here, and a rope!”  The rope was tied around a wide stone ring, attached to the bottom of the pedestal. The rope itself was knotted every foot or so, to make climbing easier.
The statue fell over and landed on the stony floor with a loud thud. He panted and rubbed his arms as he looked at the shaft beneath the statue. He took the torch from me, his sweat glistening in its light, and dropped it down the shaft.
“We must hurry,” he said as he sat on the lip of the shaft, “The goblins are sure to have heard that.” Then he reached for the rope and froze still. “What is that?” he asked, pointing at the hand of one of the dead goblins.
I looked and saw the gleam, also. I crossed over for a closer look. “It is a ring.”  I plucked it from the goblin’s finger and examined it in the light of the burning tunic.  “There is writing on it. ‘The Ring of Truth Shatters…’” Then, on the inside, “…’The Fragile Glass of Lies’. Hmm, wonder what that means?”
“Who cares? Hand it here.” said Rolglor. I gave him the ring and he slipped it onto his finger. “Come along, story-man! We must be getting close!” Then he shimmied down the rope, quick as a blink.
Once we got to the bottom, there was no trick to deciding which way to go—there was only one hall to follow. It ended at a wide chamber, empty of furniture, save a quartet of blazing braziers, one in each corner. In its center was the woman.
Tall, shapely, statuesque. Long flowing hair, wearing jewelry on her head, about her neck, on her wrists and ankles. She wore one of those funny outfits, like a dancing girl in the court of some Yzari desert sheik.
Oh yes, Hazerium, she was imprisoned, of course! She was trapped inside a giant shard of glass or ice that floated above a skull that was inscribed with weird runes. She saw us as we entered, and pressed against the transparent walls from within, screaming pleas at us that we could not hear.
“That must be the princess!” Rolglor exclaimed as he rushed into the room. “She is trapped by the magician!”

To Be Concluded...

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